You seem too happy to reveal yourself ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck I'm tired Last night rocked hard. I got to see all of my married/divorced Mineral Wells buddies and it was grand (John & Amanda, Trey & Shayla, Emma, and Ghandi). Tyler is getting huge; he is such a sweet little baby. He'll be one in a few weeks. So, it was nice that I got to play with him for a while. Anywho, on to the good stuff. When I showed up everyone was already pretty hammered, so I had to catch up. Emma kept telling me that I was too Melissa to open my own beer and light my smokes, so she sat by me all night helping me. Also, for some fucking reason that is beyond me now, I felt that licking peoples feet was a good idea. I would pounce, steal their shoe, lick their toes and run away while screaming "run away" Holy Grail style. So, yeah, I drank a shit ton, licked feet, let everyone talk to DJ (who is pretty pissed at me now), burned a guy (This is awesome: Okay, so two kids from Trey's band are there and all they do all night is sit on their asses playing, as Emma said, stupid motherfucking John Madden 2007. So, when they are all Maddened out they decided to leave. I am a very huggy lady and it really doesn't make a fuck if I know you or not, I'm gonna hug you. So, they tried to leave and I start screaming at them ("you get your underage motherfucking asses over here and give me a hug") so, unwillingly, they come back. Then all is well and I'm not yelling anymore, but karma still had it out for them, because when I went to hug Kid #2 I burned his arm with my ciggy! He yelled in pain and I laughed! I guess revenge is NOT a dish that is always best served cold! I would like to apologize for that very tacky, unwitty remark), peed outside a lot, peed on the neighbors truck (don't ask), took off my pants, put them back on, danced with Emma, lost my pants again, hurled in the kitchen sink, and passed out on the floor. All in all, a successful evening. Hopefully tonight I'll get to go to Dallas for a drag queen show. It would rule. 2:42 p.m. - 2005-10-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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