You seem too happy to reveal yourself
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Man that's alot.
I stole this from Bree's diary.
This is a little something I like to call, "Lots of shit you could care less about: The Story of Melissa Bee".
Let's get this ball rolling, shall we?
1* I was born on July 28, 1984
2* this would make me 20 years young
3* This also makes me a Leo
4* I have the same birthday as the late, great Jacqueline Bouvier (better known as Jackie Kennedy or Jackie O). She was born on July 28, 1929.
5* I have so much time on my hands that I know Bromidrophobia is the fear of body smells
6* I myself suffer from so many phobia's that I probably have a phobia of them.
7* I find it completely ironic that a CONDOM would be called TROJAN.
8* I find it completely entertaining that their commercials claim that it is the TROJAN is the CONDOM you can trust. Hehe.
9* I find it completely hilarious that people buy the shit out of them.
10* I think it would have made more sense to call those air fresheners that randomly let those little puffs of stuff out every 30 seconds or so to be called Trojan Air Fresheners. Besides, Air Wick, Evercare, and Glade are all better names for condoms.
See!
11* I mean, come on, Johnson & Johnson. How perfect is that!?
12* Not that I need to tell you this, but I have the photoshop skills of a monkey on crack.
13* I would have voted for Pedro
14* I believe that Anna Nicole Smith is the reason that aliens haven't come here in search of 'intelligent life'.
15* I also believe that if Bill Gates and Oprah were to spawn a child it would more than likely be the Antichrist.
16* I love to read. David Sedaris is a genius.
17* I play bass and have for five years now.
18* I'm still not that good at it either.
19* I believe that Jason Biggs and I were seperated at birth. I mean, I know that we are separated by like seven years but it's the principal of the matter.
20* This is how old I am. Wow.
21* 
I rest my case.
22* I adore redheads. They are just so pretty.
23* I adore Uma Thurman.
24* She is my favorite actress.
25* Kill Bill. Nothing else needs to be said.
26* Uma as a redhead in Batman, wowza.
27* I am going to take a break for lunch.
28* It is 1:12 PM.
29* I ate and watched a movie, it was fun.
30* I love the Russ Martin show. In fact, I'm listening to it right now.
31* Slim Fast shakes in the can, for some deceitful reason, weigh the same full as the do empty. Why is that?
32* I am hella gullible.
33* I am paranoid.
34* Neurotic.
35* Constantly nervous/uneasy/easily shaken up.
36* I always wished I could be one of those people who could just lay their head down and fall asleep easily.
37* I want to have a boatload of kiddos one day.
38* I want to give'em all kids of wonderfully weird names.
39* I really love school now.
40* I drive a '94 Nissan Maxima.
41* Its dark green.
42* Sometimes it doesn't like to start. I hate that.
43* I feel most alone when I am surrounded by people, most of the time.
44* My roommates brother and Mike have a class together. How nutty is that?
45* Melissa Auf der Maur has an online journal, visit her. XMAdMX
46* I love cheese. I mean damn.
47* My dad has six siblings, 3 brothers and 3 sisters.
48* My mom has a brother and a sister.
49* When I go to Georgia for Thanksgiving there are usually more than 40 of my family members there. 50* Hey look, the half way point.
51* I am a total sucker for romantic comedies, even though I don't like to admit it.
52* I have five pets. Dillon (the dog), Maggie, Eddie, Clarence, and Chloe (cats).
53* All of the cats just sort of showed up at our house.
54* I think that McDonald's commercials suck balls.
55* I think Maddox is a friggin genius.
56* My favorite band is Black Sabbath. I have been listening to them since I was 13.
57* When I was 8 years old my cousin pissed me off so I tried to choke her to death.
58* My uncle pulled me off of her and told me it wasn't nice to try and kill your cousins.
59* He never told on me though. Neither did she.
60* When I was a kiddo (from about 3-16) my Georgia cousins used to spit in my food, threaten me, beat my ass, and make me miserable.
61* That's okay, karma got those cunts. If there not dating crack whores, getting STD's, being shunned by the family or having mental issues, then there wrecking cars and getting beaten.
62* It's cheesy, but my mom is my best friend.
63* I have one brother, Taylor.
64* He is 17 and a junior in high school. He is a great kiddo.
65* My favorite color is purple.
66* My dad taught me how to shoot a gun when I was six.
67* The last time I (willingly) went hunting with my father was when I was nine.
68* I think Jenna Jameson is an excellent writer.
69* I tried hummus for the first time a week or so ago, I really like it.
70* Its best with pita bread.
71* I used to collect rocks, buttons, and video tapes of my favorite bands I recorded off TV.
72* I have five shoe boxes full of tapes.
73* Courtney Love used to be my hero.
74* Most of my dad's family is racist. My dad is not, he hates all people equally.
75* Last night I watched my mom dance and sing to Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like its Hot".
76* I have always wanted to learn how to play drums.
77* Wooden spoons erk me and if I touch them it makes me sick.
78* I had a pet rooster for two years. I love him still.
79* I smoked five packs of smokes since last Thursday.
80* I am probably going to die of lung or liver cancer one day.
81* I am worried about being struck my lightening.
82* Stars are my favorite shape.
83* I wish I knew more about astrology.
84* I can be very selfish sometimes.
85* Wayne's World is my favorite movie.
86* But I love Napoleon.
87* Legally Blonde 2 is the biggest waste of time ever.
88* I need to meet more people at school to hang out with.
89* I want to lose ten pounds.
90* Abraham Lincoln is my favorite president.
91* I'd say Woodrow was my least favorite.
92* That decision has nothing to do with political affiliation.
93* Is it just me, or was Burt Reynolds oddly attractive in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas".
94* I have a lady crush on Dolly Parton.
95* Feb. 8 Mike and I will have been together for 9 months.
96* I wish there was a WNFL
97* I have never tried tofu.
98* I really love Mary Jane's
99* I love music.
100* Not once did I use the word Cunt this entire entry.
101* Opps
4:16 p.m. - 2005-01-28
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